Finally,
it is clarified that the news of the much desired and awaited death of the
tyrant Fidel Castro was a misunderstanding. It turned out that his son Tony
Castro was driving his dictator father to CIMED hospital for an appointment in
his modest HUMMER, when suddenly a pig got in front of the car and was run
over. Fidel still arrogantly angry ordered Tony to demand responsibility. Tony got
off the car and went to fulfill his mission to the nearest house to the event.
But after an hour and a half he returned semi naked, drunk and with a chicken
leg in hand back. Fidel demanded an explanation, to which Tony replied,
"Dad, when I told them what had happened the mother immediately served me
a meal, the father gave me whiskey and the daughter made love to me
passionately. I was treated like a king" Fidel, intrigued insisted: "But
what did you say?" To which Tony replied: "Well, I just walked in and
said: I am Fidel Castro's driver and I just killed the pig!"
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