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Finally, it is clarified that the news of the much desired and awaited death of the tyrant Fidel Castro was a misunderstanding. It turned out that his son Tony Castro was driving his dictator father to CIMED hospital for an appointment in his modest HUMMER, when suddenly a pig got in front of the car and was run over. Fidel still arrogantly angry ordered Tony to demand responsibility. Tony got off the car and went to fulfill his mission to the nearest house to the event. But after an hour and a half he returned semi naked, drunk and with a chicken leg in hand back. Fidel demanded an explanation, to which Tony replied, "Dad, when I told them what had happened the mother immediately served me a meal, the father gave me whiskey and the daughter made ​​love to me passionately. I was treated like a king" Fidel, intrigued insisted: "But what did you say?" To which Tony replied: "Well, I just walked in and said: I am Fidel Castro's driver and I just killed the pig!"

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Article 26 of the Constitution of the Republic of Cuba, related below, is fictitious. Any similarity to other democratic and respected in real life Constitutions, is entirely coincidental and unintentional:

Article 26: Anybody who suffers damages unjustly caused by a state official or employee while in the performance of his public functions has the right to claim and obtain the corresponding indemnification as prescribed by law.

On December 16th, 1996 five officers of the Castro regime, trespassed my home and committed an illegal search; and although we immediately began a process of claims, accusations, complaints and requests, through countless legal, political and social, actions and negotiations, in an exhausted, humiliating and fruitless period of almost six long years, we could not overcome the state of impunity enjoyed by officials in Cuba, with the complicity and / or consent of the highest circles of government. Such vulgar and rough process, which besides having caused us invaluable economic and psychical damages, became a political problem that forced us to exile, leaving behind dear sons, beloved grandchildren, brothers, nephews and nieces, uncles and aunts, cousins, friends, and the land of our birth, with our customs and idiosyncrasy.

To be continued...

Hágase la Luz Sexta Parte Extraordinaria 89

Finalmente se aclara que la noticia de la tan deseada y esperada muerte del tirano Fidel Castro fue todo un mal entendido. Resultó que su hijo Tony Castro llevaba a su padre dictador a un turno al hospital CIMED en su modesto HUMMER, cuando de pronto le salió un cerdo delante al coche y fue atropellado. Fidel, todavía prepotentemente airado le ordenó a Tony  que exigiera responsabilidad", Tony se baja y se dirije a cumplir la misión a la casa más próxima al suceso. Pero, luego de una hora y media regresa semi desnudo, borracho y con un muslo de pollo en la mano. Fidel le exigió una explicación, a lo Tony respondió: "Papá, cuando les dije lo acontesido, inmediatamente la madre me sirvió un banquete, el padre me dio whisky y la hija me hizo el amor apasionadamente. Me atendieron como a un rey". Fidel, intrigado le insistió: ¿pero qué le dijiste tú? A lo que Tony contestó: Bueno, yo solo entré y dije "soy el chofer de Fidel Castro y acabo de matar al cerdo". Y como en Cuba las noticias viajan rapidísimo de boca en boca, casi de inmediato apareció en los medios sociales: "Muere el dictador Fidel Castro!"